Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Beauty and His Beast: A Wedding Story

Otto's uncle Phil recently got married. Follow along in this magical story, including many pictures taken in Niagara Falls.




Once upon a time, there was a Mountie named Phil and a caribou named Tiffany. Despite the obvious anatomical differences, the two fell madly in love





So they gathered some friends and family...





...and went off to Niagara Falls to get hitched





Justin was clearly against this wedding from the start...





...but he was quickly and easily distracted, so all was well





The search began for a place to get married. Logically, they all gathered near a funeral home





Lo and behold, a do-er of weddings was found right next door to the funeral home!





Some extra witnesses were gathered...





...and some were left aside...





...while lots of paperwork was filled out





"I Do's" and rings were exchanged





The ceremony was completed





And finally... wait, MORE paperwork? WTH?!?





And MORE...?





Holy caribou Batman! How much paperwork is there?





Finally we're off to the falls to celebrate this union!





Strange, they don't seem terribly happy now that it's official





Or maybe Phil is just worried about his first night as a married man, he appears to be sweating through his shirt





So Justin explains to them what they need to know about their wedding night





Eventually the anxiety passes, and the newlyweds regain their joy





This relieves Phil greatly, and we can proceed with the picture-taking





Phil's parents decide to join in the picture-taking fun too







Phil and Tiffany can stand it no longer, they kiss passionately for hours on end, ignoring everyone around them...





...until some weird guy with hat hair barges in and interrupts them





Tiffany's a little bored with marriage, so she takes a break away from Phil for a bit...





...and Phil takes this opportunity to lounge





After this short break, they re-unite for more pictures. Tiffany is so happy, a flower sprouts out of her head





aww, some tender moments occur





Everyone gathers for a group picture, even that weird guy with hat hair





It's been a long, exhausting day, Phil and Tiffany sit down and relax for a bit





All this picture needs is a blurry boy running through it





As the day draws to a close...





Phil and Tiffany retire to their secluded haven for their first night together as a married couple





Things are a bit messy at first while they try and figure out how things work





But then they get the hang of it and have a the greatest night of their lives





The End





All preceding pictures and a few more can be viewed at this album. All are available in much larger sizes for those who want to get some printed.